My pal and BIL Kevin used to work the help desk at “a large Midwestern teaching hospital” until he tested out and joined the networking team. He still has friends on the help desk, of course, and every once in a while they’ll send along a plum like this cry for help:
“MY NAME IS REDACTED. THERE IS NO REASON FOR THE WEBSITE TO BE LOCKED. WE ARE ALLOWED THREE BREAKS A DAY. ITS A CLOTHING WEBSITE NAME JUICEY COUTURE. THANK YOU!”
Those five sentences are enough to create an episode of The IT Crowd. Maybe a whole season.